My Life As A Precocious Toddler

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Monday, October 31, 2005

Happy Halloween Everyone

Tonight Mom woke me to go trick-o-treating. I was sleeping on the couch (nice late nap) and she started changing me into my costume. I opened my eyes and she was smiling down at me asking if I wanted to go outside. Hello no women! I am sleeping can't you see? She proceeded with the unwanted change of attire and the next thing I know I am in a Superman costume, sneakers are on and she is ushering me to the door. I start to loudly protest and Dad comes the rescue. He lifts me up, gets me some milk and we are out the door. They were in such a hurry that they let me leave with my pacifier. Note to self...protest = pacifier. Niiice!

Dad tries to put me down and I yell. He lifts me up again and we meet up with 20+ people at the end of our driveway. We filter into the group and start walking. Some nice women says, "Hi Jesse" but I yell and turn my head into Dad's shoulder. I didn't ask to be here lady. Dad tries to take me to someone's door, all the kids are going but I don't want to so he doesn't force it. Smart man.

Dad carries me around for a while and then mom hands me a piece of chocolate. Ok..I'll take that.

My sister starts crying and Dad carries her and holds my hand. All in all it was a good night. I was with my family and they seemed happy. I bet it has something to do with all that candy Mom is carrying around in the back of the carriage. I hope they let me have some.

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Me and Sissy

I know you can't tell from this picture but my sister thinks I am the bomb! She laughs every time I come into her view, when I jump on my parent's bed, run by her while we are outside (she is usually attached to Mom in the Baby Bjorn thingy), or when I dance to Elmo's World. She's kind fun too. I laugh when she sneezes, or kicks. I hate to hear her cry, I usually say "uh oh Baby" so that Mom and Dad know that she is crying. The seem to not hear her sometimes. I am not sure how that is possible because she can wake the dead. I love imitating her much to Mom's dismay but it is so much fun.

Tuesday, October 25, 2005

Halloween Questions

I got this idea from Friday Fiver

1. Have you made any Halloween plans? Well hopefully Mom and Dad will take me trick Or treating. Last year my mom and my Godmom took me around. I ate my first piece of chocolate and impressed everyone when I chose an apple out of a dish of candy.

2. At what age should you stop trick-or-treating? Stop!? I haven't even gotten started yet!!

3. What's your favorite kind of Halloween candy? Ya know, mom doesn't give me candy so I am thinking I am going to love all of it.

4. Are you more likely to trick someone else or be tricked yourself? What??? Why would I trick someone when I am more interested in the treats?

5. Do you believe in ghosts? Ghosts? You mean like Casper? Nah...nothing scares me. Strong like bull and I am pretty sure I would be able to take it. Stupid flimsy sheet, no feet or hands, let me at em'

Sunday, October 23, 2005

I was banished!

My Godparents bought a new dining room set and gave my parents their older one. Dad took the $20 Staples banquet table and the $10 card table chairs downstairs, shampooed the floor and gated up my playarea. Here I sit waiting to be let back in with my friend Blue that Uncle Metro won me. Thanks Aunt Bek and Uncle Metro, I love my nice, clean creamy seat cushions and my Blue. Don't you think they will look even better after I get done with my nice new blue crayon. Just call me Picaso. Much love to you!

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